some Ebglish jokes

Hi ...how are you
I have some jokes I hope that you will enjoy them
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Girlfriend to boyfriend: now it's time we should marry
Boyfriend:that's ok,but who will marry us
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Son:dad how much does it take to get married
Funny father:I never calculate
that ,I'm still praying for it
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Yoga teacher to a woman:has yoga any effect to your hasband's drinking habbit?
woman:yes,an amazing effect.now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head
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what is the fastest mean in the world?d
television -
telegram -
tell a woman

Two balloons are floating across the desert.

One balloon says to the other:

"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"